{"id":50,"date":"2020-06-10T08:46:44","date_gmt":"2020-06-10T08:46:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unreachabletheplay.com\/?page_id=50"},"modified":"2020-10-08T08:49:48","modified_gmt":"2020-10-08T08:49:48","slug":"legal","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/unreachabletheplay.com\/legal\/","title":{"rendered":"Legal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>OVERVIEW:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This section of unreachabletheplay.com deals with a bunch of legal jujumagumbo.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t think of anything more distressing and distracting.<\/p>\n<p><strong>COPYRIGHT NOTICE:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>All pages here at unreachabletheplay.com are copyright protected. 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It&#8217;s impossible for me to offer you that protection.<\/p>\n<p>For you to even think of admonishing, chastising, criticizing, or suing me is\u00a0<strong>UNACCEPTABLE<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>IF YOU FEEL DIFFERENTLY, PLEASE CLOSE YOUR BROWSER NOW, GO AWAY AND KINDLY NEVER COME BACK TO unreachabletheplay.com BECAUSE ALL YOU&#8217;RE DOING IS THINKING OF YOURSELF.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>If you decide to stay, and I hope you do, then you need to realize the following:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00a0If I record your voice during a phone call, if you submit a comment on any page, a question, a story, an image, a drawing or photograph you own to me via unreachabletheplay.com, <strong>you grant me a perpetual paid-in-full non-exclusive license allowing me to use it on my website, re-publish it in any other future publication and\/or re-license it to some other entity without any compensation from me.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>In addition, you transfer your copyright to me, just like in a traditional Work-for-Hire agreement, for any story, comment, question, image, drawing, photograph or any digital information you send to me for me to study.<\/li>\n<li>If you do want compensation, any advice or knowledge you take away from visiting my website, from a free phone call I make to you, or from a reply I send to you via email or any other method is\u00a0<strong>payment in full for life<\/strong>\u00a0for anything you submit\u00a0to me via an email or my\u00a0Ask page.<\/li>\n<li>You agree to use any and all advice found at unreachabletheplay.com at your own risk. Here is but one example of thousands of things that might go wrong after you follow some of my advice:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li>Let&#8217;s say you try to solder a copper pipe the way I describe (which, by the way, will produce a leak-free joint as I&#8217;m a master plumber among other things).<\/li>\n<li>One month later, the joint fails because\u00a0<strong>you made a mistake\u00a0<\/strong>and\/or the materials you used\u00a0<strong>were defective<\/strong>.<\/li>\n<li>The running water floods your house, all of your possessions get ruined, your pets and children float away and can&#8217;t be found, toxic mold blooms and coats all surfaces in the house, and then your house collapses from wood rot.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>In the event something like the above happens, don&#8217;t have your lawyer\/attorney contact me, have them contact your insurance company instead.<\/p>\n<p>See how simple lawyers make it to do business with unreachabletheplay.com?<\/p>\n<p>Are you in a grumpy mood now? 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